Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!