Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What's a joke?

My life...

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!