Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!