Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.