Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning