Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains