Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.