Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.