What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent