John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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They all died in Tennessee

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They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Democratic Party Jokes More Democratic Party Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains