John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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No brains

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

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Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Prepear for the end.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(