John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Democratic Party Jokes More Democratic Party Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.