What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..