What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams