What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".