What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan