Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???