Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !