What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant