What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant