What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)