What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)