Because it's white and settles on their land
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
They chalk it out
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
They had reservations.
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".