How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace