How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.