What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.