What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What building has the most stories?

A library.