Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Rev Jokes More Rev Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.