Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Rev Jokes More Rev Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.