Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.