Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Coles.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
He was second to Nun.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
Their P is silent.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
Charlie Sheen's winning.
By banging 7-gram rocks.