Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS