How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.