What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"