Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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A cab.

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Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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An eggnogstic

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A Pte-redact-yl

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Because they, like, can't even deal.

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STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.