What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".