What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.