What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.