How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism