How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.