What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!