What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.