What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb