What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.