What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.