What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something