What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.