What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".