Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter