How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!