Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.