Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.