What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.