What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Previous Random Joke Next

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Proper Way Jokes More Proper Way Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.