Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!