Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !