Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!