What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.