What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.