What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.