Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.