What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.