Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.