Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.