What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*