What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*