Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers