What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer