Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.