Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer