What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a person without a son?

per

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...