What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.