Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.