A neck-romancer
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A neck romancer.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
The police made him bring it back again.
Voldemart.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
not enough sand.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
There's no such thing as negative energy"
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
The girl who puts it there.
A: One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Because I ran her over in the street.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!