What's the difference between a magic s...

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...