What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts