What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*