What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !