What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !