What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!