There is no cod
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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Pick a cod, any cod!
I've cod a cold."
Search and Destroy.
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Cod dam
Cod red-handed !
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
In a snowbank !
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
The Boston marathon finish line.
Because it's more than a ceiling
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
For the Halibut
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
It's too common
Ten tickles.
Ten-tickles
They barely had any atmosphere.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Both are good places to find Catfish
A fifth.