What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!