Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.