Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim