Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute