Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.