Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.