Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute