Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.