What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.