Oh, they'll tell you.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Diddly squat
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
removed
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
They're both easily spread.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.