Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.