Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.